My tumblr just explains part of what kind of a person I am in person, but online. Things that make me laugh, things I believe in, what I enjoy doing, shit I don't like. Everything posted has a specific reason why it's on here so I hope you enjoy :) Btw if you haven't figured it out I love Mac Miller and cats.

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WHERE DO I FIND THESE

xgetxlonelyx:

WOAH

• It’s night right now.
• There’s something else you should be doing at the moment.
• You ate chicken today.
• You are lactose intolerant.
• There’s a nearby TV on.
• You get along with your neighbors.
• You’re hungry right now.
• You have worked out today.
• Running a mile sounds awful.
• You have a job.
• You love to bake Christmas cookies.
• Your parents are still together.
• You woke up before 11 this morning.
• Baths are better than showers.
• You are 5’5” or shorter.
• You hate British accents.
• Victoria’s Secret is a good store.
• Cats are better than dogs.
• The 90’s sucked.
• Your favorite color is either blue or purple.
• Your hair is short.
• You are by yourself right now.
• The last thing you drank was water.
• You’re in your PJ’s right now.
• Your hair color is natural.
  
• Fred from Youtube is annoying.
• You don’t drink soda.
• There’s at least £20 in your wallet.
• It’s cold out.
• Orange juice is better than apple juice.
• You love someone right now.
• Video games are awesome.
• Your sheets are white.
• You have read works by Shakespeare before
• You know someone in the hospital right now.
• You know someone who has beaten cancer.
• Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.
• Chocolate is better than vanilla.
• You’re allergic to peanuts.
• You’ve never been to New York City.
• You’ve never been on a varsity sports team.
• You want to go to Europe.
• You’re using a laptop right now.
• You want plastic surgery.
• Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear.
• You’ve made yourself throw up.
• Your friends do drugs.
• School is too early.
• Your nails have nail polish on them right now.
• You’re Italian.
• You have a tan right now.
• You’ve been on a diet before.
• You’ve shopped in plus sized clothing stores.
• Hot Topic is scary.
• There are socks on your feet right now.
• You’ve used a hair straightener.
• Shopping online is easier than shopping in an actual store.
• You’re in Verizon’s network.
• Cheesecake is delicious.
• Your BMI falls into the overweight category.
• You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.
• Your birthday is within the next 2 months.
• Comedies are better than action films.
• Math is the best subject.
• You are fluent in more than one language.
• You love Greek food.
• You consider yourself a picky eater.
• You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.
• You live with at least one parent.
• You’re happy right now.
• You are a high school graduate.
• You have a pet cat.
• You were born before April 5th, 1991.
• You have brown hair.
• You have blue eyes.
• You can count to 20 in another language.
• You voted in the 2008 presidential election.
• You own a vehicle that is older than a 2004.
• You have worked 3rd shift.
• You have worked in a fast food restaurant.
• You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.
• You are older than 19.
• You are younger than 16.
• You are an only child.
• Your parents are divorced.
• You have more than one sibling.
• You are a vegetarian.
• You have a gym membership.
• You are in the military.
• You have a relative in the military.
• You have been to Canada.
• You have been to Mexico.
• You are currently enrolled in college/university.
• You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.
• You have braces.
• You wear contact lenses.
• You have a tattoo.
• You have curly hair.
• You have received flowers from someone in the last 2 months.
• You are engaged.
• You are married.
• You have children.
• You are an aunt or uncle.
• Your bedroom walls are blue.
• Your bedspread is red.
• Your bedroom carpet is beige.
• You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.
• You watch Scrubs.
• You actually pay attention to politics.
• You were told you looked cute today.
• You were hugged today.
• Your best friend is the opposite sex.
• You have paid more than $100 on one item of clothing.
• You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.
• You have been out of the country within the last year.
• You love Chinese food.
• You love Italian food.
• You love Mexican food.
• You love country music.
• You love rap.
• You love hip hop.
• You love instrumental music.
• You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.
• You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.
• You have been in a car accident.
• You have had stitches.
• You have a parent who is a teacher.
• You have a savings account.
• You currently have a $1 bill in your possession.
• You have dated someone who was 2 years younger than you.
• You’ve dated someone who was 2 years older than you.
• You have broken up with someone for someone else.
• You have been cheated on.
• You are Catholic.
• You are Mormon.
• You are Buddhist.
• You are Atheist.
• You have had your heart broken.
• You broke someone else’s heart.
• You felt bad about it.
• You have an Aunt Karen.
• You have an Uncle Bill.
• You have a cousin Sarah.
• You have a cousin Adam.
• You have hugged a Tiffany.
• You have kissed a Blake.
• You have had class with a David.
• You have done something just for the fact that you were old enough to.
• You have been to a cemetery at midnight.
• You have been a vampire for Halloween.
• You have been a witch for Halloween.
• You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.
• You have stayed up for 48 hours straight.
• You have been to Walmart/Asda in the past 3 days.
• You own a pair of scrubs.
• You own a cowboy hat.
• You own a leather coat.
• You are missing someone right now.
• You have been let down recently.
• You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you.
• You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.
• You would rather win £500 from the lottery, than guest on a game show.
• You have met someone famous.

sharks-danger:

alwaysbelieveinfutures:

Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye (You’re vs Your by Mac Lethal)

This. Is. THE. BEST thing I have ever watched.

For anyone who has problems with your and you’re.

‘So there, fuck greed, fuck skinny bags of weed, and FUCK YOU if you’re a fan of either Nickleback or Creed.’

ahahahahah.

getfuckinginsane:

& then it`s funny how the one person that means the world to you, is now a stranger. 

STOP NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKA HAMMERTIME